Welcome to Dead Good Records where the great and gone are
reborn in all of their lost vocal glory. Instead of cloning dead vocalists,
which proved so disastrous, we now grow their vocal organs from recovered
genetic material. The organs are then hooked up to maintenance systems to
ensure profit from the investment. The
organs are then conditioned in a process we call ‘realising’ which subjects
them to the necessary substances and stresses to produce the dead artists true
sound. Thanks to our work the legacy of the deceased can continue to grow even
in their absence allowing for previously impossible collaborations. The ethics
of our work have been criticised but who could argue with the beauty and value
of Somewhere South of the Surface, the collaborative album by Ian Curtis and
Jeff Buckley. The Once and Future King by Elvis is the fastest selling album of
the Century, that statistic says it all. Thank you for listening and as we say
here, good music never dies.
